Casino Gambling Puns
The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
As a casino dealer in Las Vegas, you hear many a joke about the glittering, gambling city, and often make up a few of your own. Without further ado, here are a few of our favorite Las Vegas jokes and quotes that make fun of the beauty and the agony of Sin City, where people come to let loose and have some fun. Win or lose, they leave changed. Hot Casino Jokes and Gambling Cartoons for the Joker in You “What did the dealer say to the deck of cards” and many other classic jokes and puns in the world of online gambling, right here, on bestonlinecasino.com. Gambling Jokes: Get on a roll with dicey casino humor, poker jokes, high stakes puns, card game humor, pool hall puns and well-played jokes to deal with. The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. Jan 20, 2016 - #gambling #humor Funny finds around the Net. See more ideas about gambling humor, humor, gambling.
I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump highest. I like a gambol.
Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.
How do you become a millionaire through gambling? Start as a billionaire.
I’m going to an Abba themed poker night. The winner takes it all.
Lost money betting with with one of the big cats at the zoo. Think he was a cheetah.
Did well at strip poker the other night. I played my socks off.
I gambled on a giraffe race the other day. Mine came second. Lost by a neck. It was nowhere near.
I took a gamble and bought a small boat without seeing it first. It was a punt.
I used to love eating chips until I got barred from the casino.
I bet on a horse at 10-1. It didn’t come in until half past three.
Walking down the road earlier and I tripped over a sign from the local betting shop. What are the odds on that?
A friend of mine keeps insisting on skipping through flower meadows. I think he has a gamboling problem.
Why are large maps rubbish at playing poker? They always fold.
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